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Meat Curtain
02:44
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I've got a southern rose
That's always in bloom
Inside my underwear
There's never any room
I've got more meat
Than you, boy, can eat
You're gonna be hurtin' for certain
Once you get a load of my meat curtain
These piss flaps keep flappin'
Whenever I walk
You'd think I had four legs
The way folks talk
My meat will slap your face
And you, boy, can't wait
Chorus
Vertical bacon strips that's how they grow
Down past my knees and down to my toes
They drag on the ground and out of my skirt
They gather all kinds of dust gravel and dirt
Like a goddam sea anemone
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You like to boast about your new boy
He's such a good lay quite the fuck toy
Strutting around with your precious find
Acting like he's a gift to all woman kind
My interest peaked what more could I do
Now I have got one question for you
How does my c*nt taste
On your boyfriends c*ck
Little girls should never kiss and tell
I hope you learned your lesson well
I let him do to me what he can't do to you
I will send him back your way when I decide I'm through
They say curiosity has killed some cats
Guess what I'm still alive and I'm coming back
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Snapper John, M.D.
04:08
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Waiting in the room
Anticipation filling my womb
My panties already on the floor
By the time he walks through the door
Snapper John M.D.
I love him inside of me
He's looking for sex and I'm looking for love
Hey Johnny won't you give that thing a rub
Snapper John M.D.
His speculum
Nearly makes me cum
He asks as if he doesn't care
All that comes from him are critical stares
Snapper John M.D.
I love him inside of me
He's looking for sex and I'm looking for love
He's a velvet fist in a rubber glove
Snapper John M.D.
Not just iatronudia
I've got too much effluvia
Listen to soft music
Sing sonnets to my pubis
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Wire Brush
02:28
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There's an itch no one can scratch
Its deep inside me deep inside my snatch
I've been itching for hours the burning makes me flush
They only thing that soothes it is my big wire brush
Wire brush
Move it around
Wire brush
Up and down
Wire Brush
Scrape off some skin
Wire brush
Shove it in
Be it the yeasties or vaginitis
Monistat can't free me from the pain when I piss
Never mind the shit draining out my hole
It's this damn itch that I wanna control
Wire brush
I'm in hell
Wire brush
What's that smell
Wire brush
Give it a spin
Wire brush
Shove it in
The itchings subsided I'm gonna keep my brush around
Cuz my wire brush is still the best fuck in town
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You Sicken Me
03:02
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Once upon a time when I had open eyes
I swore i held the world by its sweaty thighs
Nothing stood between me and the holy grail
Nothing I could see led me to believe I could fail
Shoulda known better but that's how I am
Spent too much time thinking there was good in man
Thank you for the spanking and the waking up
You waste of all the space that you've been taking up
You sicken me
Remembering the hell you put me through
Come on over baby so that I can remind you
If I did to your body what you did to my soul
I'd be spending life in prison with no hope of parole
Next time you're out looking for some easy prey
I know where you live I've had a shitty day
Don't come near me again cuz you think I'll scream
Laugh it up buddy kittys feeling mean
You sicken me
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Robbie Rist Los Angeles, California
Ballzy Tomorrow is the ridiculous moniker by which actor/musician Robbie Rist releases his audio projects.
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